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I got hooooooked up ! its crazy the way they all are!
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| who?? MIKE JONESSS <[Elenas rap about herself]> |
[11 Feb 2009|02:08pm] |
i wrote a rap in the shower the other day when i was feelin tight about myself so here it goes, dont steal anything because that would be dumb:
when hes fucking you,
he thinks about me,
and when he looks at you,
he dont like what he sees,
when he says he loves you
he really means me,
he calls to ask if im busy,
to see if im free
i say i got a lot planned in my day
i dont wanna be mean so thats all im guna say
hes callin, wants to hustle me into bed
im laughin, dont know whats goin thru his head
you says hes got money so im lookin for his cash,
when hes lookin at you he dont see any ass,
so hes outside smokin takin a drag,
wishes it was perp but its that shwag,
hes stressin caus his girl aint shit
hes stressin caus hes hittin a miss
hes tellin me hes stressin asking me whats up
so stirrd soda and coke in a measuring cup
told him id get him high if he really want
the crack did him right and now his girl is trippin
she wants him to stop but elenas runnin the kitchen
smoking all her stash and givin her all his cash,
he thinks hes hustlin elena into bed,
shes laughin caus shes got him weak in the head,
shes leadin him straight to the grave,
laughin because this is how they all behave,
giving her everything she ever asks,
everything revolves around gettin that ass,
you think ur gettin closer every rock you smoke,
maybe she will invite you in for a toke
but sorry baby you never will
not getting closer ur just standing still,
if you had the perp you could get her with ease,
its the perp that will get you the tease
she smokes and thats all she wants to do
if you got perp then good for you
shes there to smoke your weed and make you pleased,
wanna go to bed? cool lets bring the weed.
roll me a blunt and lets get to smoking,
i dont want it if it doesnt leave me choking,
ill laugh you out of phoenix if you got the work,
ill laugh you back to mexico with a big smerk
my ass is huge and my tits are small,
but if you want me you gatta ball
i need a big man no small ass nigga
magnums are cool but i could go bigga
i want that dick tonight
so if you let me ill do you right
dont be suprised if you start trippin
you start screamin like you are finally livin
i slang a lot of LSD so it might have penetrated your skin
you say you havint seen acid for a while,
my bloodstreem is where its been,
i know theres a long line but no pushing or shoving,
relax because i got some weed for after the loving,
the most chilled out girl from arizona
if you dont believe me, ill just show ya
officers smell the perp tryin to locate it
fuck the cops im not takin their shit,
i love letting them search in this az heat,
they sweat and instead of weed they find a sheet
i laugh and say oh those are just papers,
they start driving away startin to see tracers,
i got a lot of love for my home AZ
i can hook u wit a quarter to a key
if i meet up ill only buy perp to smoke what i want
i got a street sweeper in my whip to smoke who i want
i got the hottest most gangsta nigga from the west side
hes got more money than me and thats why he rides by my side
the money he makes is endless, i ask for somethin its always yes,
i got it like that bitch, i got it without a fake ass chest,
so go spend your 6000 on some more plastic,
i dont need it so i see it a little drastic
you must got some serious problems in your head,
all that work done and still cant get anyone into bed,
this is a mans world and im just tryin to ball harder than him,
elenas comin up fast, got flow stronga than lil kim,
doesn't need a man to hook her with money,
shes got her own-but no money no honey,
i am the only exception for money over bitches,
when it comes to me they know what time it is,
sorry they just dont cough it up for you,
they b buyin me coke and be handin you glue,
sorry my nose gets only to sniff the best,
perp, pills, yay, k, you can have the rest,
the cheap ghetto drugs are all you can fuck wit,
so you're huffin glue, dust off and smokin shit,
sorry girlfriend if its perp you cant hit it,
if the loser comes thru ill let you hit it,
i know you need the pity fuck,
i got you, you're in luck.
hes been dreamin of me but you will do,
haha take a big whiff caus im the poo.
if you snitch ill tell everyone you did,
no one respects a bitch made kid,
your last girl was ugly and you can tell her i said it,
she will come up and see me and start to regret it,
im not scandelous and i got your back,
its not hard when i got such a tall fuckin stack
i got more money and more homies than any bitch
i just laugh when scottsdale girls start sayin they are rich
the money they get from daddy hardly pays for my weed daily
if they got so much money then i dont see why they gatta be so shady
chill out and smoke some yamen,
kick back and see what we have in commen.
i got the dank so hit me up,
i rep az so throw it up
ahahahahahhaa do you love it DONT STEALL THIS i totally made it up thanks muah lol
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| doing my best to be my best |
[10 Feb 2009|05:21pm] |
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i just want to smoke perp
i miss my brother
i love my besties <33
i want to sell OC to everyone
i want to steal schmee's customers and make him fall at my feet
i want money to spend on cali trips and perp and mexico trips
so i guess i better save up
lol im ballin (:
smoke me some perp and do me right
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[05 Feb 2009|01:01pm] |
soooo bitches im chillin and im getting a house in scottsdale with some good friends and good people. the house is tight it is all remodeled with granite countertops and stainless steel everything, a garage, a pool, a yard, a fireplace, 4 bedrooms, and you KNOW its gunna be sooo chill haha i love it!!!! plus my baby Kilo and my gangsta will be great company and my best homie Nixi and her boyfriend Nick who is also a good friend.. im excited dude I just know we all need to make BANK to stay in this place and its not going to really be that hard once we are actually in it... I want to smoke some perp but im at school right now.. and I left my perp at nixi's house... Kilo and Sid are good homies too and it should be really relaxing and stress-free to be out of my parents house again with some really good people who have my back..
I got rid of katie's bullshit and hooked her up with one of my friends to live with her.. I feel bad for Kalei but honestly she is intending to just be Katie's roommate not her friend which is a good way to approach it considering katie is a backstabbing fat ugly slut who cant get dick if she struted her shit on van buren like all day and night like "please i got you for free babbby!" ooOOOO hahaha but its not my problem anymore so i dont really give a fuck no matter how many times you wanna put me on the dirty you stupid dirty ass bitch even though everyone who had comments on my dirty post said nothing but GOOD THINGS about me and everyone on YOUR post was like OMG THAT BITCH IS UGLY AND FAT AND A WHORE AND ANNOYING AND COMPLAINING AND A COKE WHORE NASTY BITCH SLUT SKANK FAT UGLY BITCH SKANK SLUT CUM DUMPSTER FOR SKITTLES AND BIG PLURING MATT AND FUCKING NASTY PEOPLE LIKE THAT ALSO: SHE FUCKED HER BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND WHOO DIED AND FUCKING SHE HAS A NASTY ROOM WITH NASTY DITY UNDERWEAR ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND IT SMELLS LIKE PURE VAGINA MOLD AND SHIT LIKE THAT ANNNNNNND she has SIZE LARGE EVERYTHING CAUS SHES A FUCKING HIPPO COW WRINKLED WHALE PENIS AND SMELLS LIKE SKITTLES BALL SACK AFTER A NASTY DESERT RAVE AND LIKE FUCKNIG KANDIE IN A FUCKING VAGINA HOLE STICKINGO UT CAUS SHE MASTURBATES WITH HER KANDIE CAUS THATS ALLS HE HAS CAUS SHES NOT BALLIN SHES FUCKING UGLY AND POOR AND FROM PHOENIX NOT SCOTSTDALE NOT PARADISE VALLEY PHOENIX SOO YEAH GET OVER IT BITCH YOU ARE WANNA BE RICH AND YOU WEAR JUICY COUTOURE WHICH ISNT EVEN EXPENSIVE YOU FUCKING BROKE ASSS BITCHHHHH SLUT CUNT LOVING NASTY SLUNT BITCH NOBODY LIKES AND EVERYONE HATES AND USES FOR MONEY OR RIDES OR WHATEVER YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOOD FOR WHICH IS NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO LIFE AND EVERYONE IN IT HATES YOU LIKE SOO MUCH ITS FUNNY SOOO YOU SHOULD JUUST KILL YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY LIKE REALLY HAPPY SO HAPPY THAT THEY WOULD MAKE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY LIKE AYYYY KATIES DEATHHH HAPPENED TODAY SHE NEVER IS GUNNA COME BAAACKK YAYYYYYY WOOO STREEMERS AND CONFETTII!!!!! AND SHE TAKES LIKE 6000 MILLION PERSCRIPTIONS FOR HER UGLYNESS AND PSYCONESS AND THATS BECAUSE SHE CANT HANDLE HER LIFEEE CAUS ITS LIKE SOO BAD BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY MOM AND DADD LIKE OMGGG I WANNA CUT MYSELFFF OMGGGGGG I HATE MY LIFEEE MY NAMES KATIE STEWART AND I HAVE A VAGINA THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON AND I NEED LIPOSUCTION AND RECONSTRUCTIVE FACE SURGERUY TO LOOK LIKE ABOUT a 2 or a 3 ON A 1-10 scale SHE WOULD NEED SOOO MUCH HELP IN ORDER TO EVER BECOME SUCSESSFUL SO YEAH KEEP GOING TO ASU AND TRYING BUT I KNOW MO MATTER WHAT DEGREE YOU GET YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK AT LIFE AND YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO DIVORCE YOU AND YOU ARE GUNNA BE A SINGLE MOM WITH LIKE REALLY UGLY KIDS BECAUSE I DONT SEE HOW THEY COULD EVER BE CUTE IF THEY CAME OUT OF YOU YOU NASTY UGLY UGLY FUGLY BITCHHHH SLUTTTTTTTTT DIRTYYYYYY SKANNKKKKKKK haahahahaha omg
yesss
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| a touch of drama but life goes on |
[07 Dec 2008|08:21pm] |
YAYYYY i cant even tell you how tight my life is right now
I AM SO FUCKKINGGG HAPPYYYYY OMGGGG hahaha YAYYYY i love it nobody can fuck with me!! my kitty is so happy and cute and hopefully katie's parents can try to agree with me and my parents and solve this whole problem in a civil way that is fair to everyone... i mean i dont wanna fuck anyone over and i certinaly dont wanna get fucked over when there are reasonable measures that can be taken.
The three options are:
katie gets to live in a 2 bedroom appartment by herself with ME paying half her rent when I am burdening my parents at home while they are still paying for my room in the appartment.
WHICH IS NOT FAIR
Katie can find a roommmate and have them move in with her and sign me off of the lease.
WHICH IS FAIR
I already found a roommate so I really just want katie to move out because I have a roommate that wants to live with me and is willing to pay half and sign onto the lease no problems. and Katie can move out and live somewhere of her choice in a one bedroom.
WHICH IS FAIR
IM TRYING TO BE CIVIL about all of this despite some really immature things were said in the beginning of this, but hey, we're human and we all make mistakes when it comes to opening our mouths and speaking whats on our minds.
I am excited to live with my new roommate and Lucy is going to be happy to live in an appartment and not in my bedroom! and Im going to be happy to get out of my parents' house and having to text them everytime im sleeping over at a guys house and being like, "Yeah im not coming home tonight" hahah caus its like they think i got killed/stolen if i dont come one at night LOL so if im staying at a guys house i have to actually TELL THEM i am HAHAA this is so fuckin awkward every night LOL hahah omggg
welll yeah thats an update from me for the first time in about a week..
drammaaalllammmaaa i hate that things had to happen like this but all i can say is that ive always been a really good friend to katie and always bought her things and drove her to raves and drove while she was drunk and told her i would always be there to help her if she ever needed it, and i held her head while she cried about other friends being fucked up to her, and i was there for her when her best friend niki died. and i took her with me to Laguna beach to have a really fun couple of weeks in california, and i always was sooo nice to her and had really fun memories with her and just tried my hardest to be fair with her about things around the house and the only thing i can think of that might have made her really mad at me was that I stopped smoking her out my Perp because she always had bad weed that I didnt wanna smoke. AND SOMETIMES i even would smoke her out just because she was sad, and its not like she matched me or anything, she totally would always just smoke my weed and like leave the room after. I would be like, wow, well yeah i guess..... I mean I can understand if you have NO WEED but she always had a sack of weed and I KNOW because she always did maybe 3 days out of the month she might not of had it, but otherwise, always. I felt like wow, thats not very fair, but I didnt care because I have good weed and if she isnt going to share then why should I? so thats b asically how that went. But other than that, i always tried to hook her up straight and when she couldnt get weed i would find some for her, (NOT TO SAY SHE SMOKED ANY OF THE SACK WITH ME) but yeah. I never cared to the extent to fuck up anything of hers or vandelise anything of hers, or even treat her differently at all.
Im sorry that this all happened but something drove katie so crazy as to mutilate my kitten (animal abuse) and stab me in the back. I thought katie and I would be friends for a long time because we always were chill. Even up until the day I moved out I told her I loved her when I went in her room, and I smoked her out some weed, and I told her to have a good night and have fun...
But I guess she is very two-faced because when she was nice to my face I guess with her other friends that hate me, she would talk shit and slander about me... Which is fucked up because who is she to judge me or even say anything bad about me, IM HER ROOMMATE, IM HER FRIEND, and she chose nasty drug addict scandelous people over me, when I was nothing but cool to her ALWAYS through all the bitchy comments and glares she would give me everyday, I always would smile at her and just try my hardest to keep it real with her... and she ended up being a scary/crazy/fake person... which honestly shows me how fake the whole world probably is...
if the person you LIVE with is willing to do such mean things to you... how can I trust ANYONE?
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| fashionista |
[29 Nov 2008|03:31am] |
This last wednesday I did a fashion show for a friend of mine and it was pretty cool the clothes were hip hop style and cute and the club we did it at was sick they made a runway especially for that night... We had to show up at this salon on 13th st and mcdowell and its called Way Cool and yes it is way cool haha very unique and urban. they did my hair and my makeup and i was off to Irenes to change for a second with the other models and then we went to the club and yea dj casper was spinning for it and haha they played "everyday im hustlin" by rick ross in a techno remix and me and trip were like havin the best time lol. I took these pictures with my camera phone but obviously they suck but yeah.
( HIP HOP FASHION SHOW //// YAY PINK + PHOENIX = LOVE )
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| cleanliness is next to godliness |
[18 Nov 2008|09:15pm] |
which means some of you are going to HELL
muhwhaha
im going to sleep early tonight yayyy if i do my math homework Nooo
hahaha i hate stuff AKA math homework
i like english homework U:<
my cat is so cute
she looks kinda scarey too sometimes
YES WHAT YOU SEE IS PINK FUR
i love it!!
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| Hope!!! |
[04 Nov 2008|09:49pm] |
OBAMA WON PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!
I LOVE OBAMA
IM SO HIGH I SMOKED PERP FOR YOU OBAMA ANNDDD ATE WEED COOKIES AND I LOVE YOU AND IM SO HAPPY
WE HAVE HOPEE NOW!!
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| halloween sauce |
[03 Nov 2008|08:25pm] |
I just got home from a crazy weekend. On saturday was this guy Bo's 21st birthday party and you better believe it was BIG. He had 5 beer pong tables and at the end of the night we had gone through 4 kegs. There was a bon-fire and a DJ and 4 tents in the back for *ahem* hahaha wink wink
anyways it was a costume party in the spirit of halloween so I dressed up as my least favorite thing in the whole world!! a DEA agent/Police officer!! hahaha well heres some pictures andd trying to keep the theme alive.
LOL "cup" of beer
( halloween party pics/ +7 )
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[22 Oct 2008|09:13pm] |
still thinking i want a house in mexico
probably would rather kick it there anyway
if only they got the bomb weed
like if cali imported to mexico LOL that would be sick
i could probably also get very bomb cane there
which i could start some kind of trafficing business that i make millions every year
people can CRYYYYY for all i care
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[22 Oct 2008|12:58am] |
my phone takes small pictures now
u__u
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[15 Oct 2008|03:42pm] |
had to get out of this house!!!!
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[15 Oct 2008|01:49pm] |
im feeling better today
its sick having a doctor as a dad so i can just call him, Hey dad, im sick... with a cough... and nothing else... hook me up?
and hes like, hell yas i gots u
so i got to just walk over to the cvs from my bed and get it skip the doctor bill
STRAIGHT.
thats the kind of hook up i wish i had on the illegal drugs i find myself looking for all the time.
i have a good hoook up on most things but when it comes to work, nobody wants to hook a girl up
or maybe they do and i just dont trust them or give them a chance to even get NEAR my money
i gatta look out for myself you know? who else will?
who do i trust?
ME
anyway
im going to go lay out in the sun while I still can.
october 15th and im laying out in a bikini can you fuck with me?? nope
i keep it trilllaa!!!! hahaha
the desert is cool this time of year
and i want a house in mexico!!
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[14 Oct 2008|05:34pm] |
im sickkkkk
waaaaaaa
im shaking and im cold and hot and fuckin tripppin at the same time
sooo whatever
fuck this!!!!
moneyy is on my desk yayy!!
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[09 Oct 2008|03:25pm] |
P.s> I got new gloves awww!! yay they are baggy gloves
yay the greatful dead
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[09 Oct 2008|03:17pm] |
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MY FISHBOWL ISSS NOOO BUENOOO
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| google hacked myspace |
[09 Oct 2008|03:06pm] |
everytime i click LOGIN after i put in my username & password on myspace frontpage, the site re-directs me to Google.com and its some kind of 10th anniversary extravaganza going on at google which i dont even care about I use google everyday I dont need to visit it when im tyin to hit up my myspace
ill hit myspace back when they fix this glitch or whatever the fuck is going on LOL i think google hacked myspace to do this
battle of the l337 nerds
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| real talk |
[06 Oct 2008|08:32pm] |
Sweet talk a cop: i remember last halloween
Sweet talk a cop: i got soo fucked up that i came to school the next day
Sweet talk a cop: and i got bitched out by this teacher and i bitched him out and then i got banned from school for 3 days
DOZER54321: good?
Sweet talk a cop: haha obviously it was good!!
Sweet talk a cop: i didnt have to go for 3 days AND i had a blast on halloween
Sweet talk a cop: thats a win win rite thur
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[06 Oct 2008|08:13pm] |
This is a man's world and I'm just tryin to ball harder than him.
This past weekend was bloodfest 4 and me and Kay wore our red rags for obvious reasons. this outfit just seemed appropriate to pose with my car. Like I've been talkin about--- I got my new rims powder coated shiney black and no silver so its just rediculously dark and limo tint helps. hmmm a teaser
fuck i need a blunt
( money shot? )
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